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24 Jan

Check Your Kids Homework Or You’ll Become a Stripper

Check Your Kids Homework Or You’ll Become a Stripper

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A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment. After it was graded and the child brought it home from the teacher, she returned to school the next day with the following note for the teacher…

Dear Ms. D.,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at [a hardware store] and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

  • 7th grade teacher

    That is priceless!
    -Signed, Middle School Teacher

  • 7th grade teacher

    That is priceless!
    -Signed, Middle School Teacher

  • Anonymous